North Korea, Best Korea!
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
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