I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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