Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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