i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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