It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Who wears a wallet chain?!
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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