how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
The best revenge is premature balding
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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