5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
