i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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