I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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