Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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