She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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