In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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