found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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