i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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