do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
one might say we're banned from that church
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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