plz talk dirty to me
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
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