Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Randomize