Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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