Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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