Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
