look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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