Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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