I hate all girls vehemently.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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