What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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