We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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