Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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