know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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