I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
