That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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