Me too!
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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