were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Randomize
