I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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