"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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