That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I got her a Nickelback box set.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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