I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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