i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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