If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
