Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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