I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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