Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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