How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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