I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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