we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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