i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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