my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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