is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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