no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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