ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i think my mom watched the whole time
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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