you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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