You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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