OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
My butt remains clenched, sir.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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