And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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