We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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