It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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